THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY I BELIEVE THE DOCTOR IS *VERY MUCH* INTERESTED IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

10. Because I believe God is just, and a just God wouldn't let all that go to waste.

9. Because for someone who is supposedly uninterested in sex, he sure knows how to pick companions! There has to be some reason why he picks Peri or Leelah over say, Roseanne Barr.

8. Because he obviously isn't blind! (Think about that one for a minute. It will come to you :-)

7. Because he can only play so much cricket.

6. Because K-9 is no substitute.

5. Because it looked to me like he was really enjoying playing the spoons on the Rani's chest.

4. Because he didn't say Sarah was his "best" friend.

3. Jokes about "Doctors and Nurses" game? Hmmmm . . . .

2. Because he packed more sexual innuendo in one movie than I saw in the last two seasons.

1. Because I am an optimist!