Top Ten Dalek Bumperstickers

by Richard Daniel Henry

Presenting an original piece of Doctor Who humor/humour...

The Top Ten Dalek Bumperstickers:

10. My child is an honor student at Skaro Military School.

9. Jesus loves you. I don't.

8. If you can read this, you will be exterminated!

7. I brake for Ogrons.

6. Davros for Emperor.

5. My other survival unit is a Special Weapons Dalek.

4. Daleks don't kill people; advanced Dalek weapons systems kill people.

3. If you don't like the way I'm driving, you will be exterminated.

2. Honk if you obey.

And the Number One Dalek Bumpersticker...

1. I (HEART) Jo Grant.