THE TOP TEN SIGNS THAT THE
DOCTOR HAS GONE POLITICALLY CORRECT
by Jill Deel (firstname.lastname@example.org)
- 10. Doctor no longer fights evil. Now crusades to help the
- 9. Doctor takes to calling the chameleon circuit the
"multicultural adaptation unit."
- 8. Shockeye of the Quawncing Grig is no longer a glutton
he's "calorically challenged."
- 7. Shuns the term Time Lord as authoritarian and now calls
himself a "Chronologically Inclined Gallifreyan."
- 6. Death Zone is now "Zone for the Living Disabled."
- 5. Doctor convinces Kroagnon to rename Paradise Towers the
- 4. Eternals are now required to refer to ephemerals as
"eternally challenged" as any other terms limits their
- 3. Doctor insists he's wrong, it's "Kandyperson" dammit!
- 2. Maiden's Point hereafter must be called the "Point for
women who feel no need to be dependent on a man."
- 1. The Doctor declares, "We must usher in a new age of
understanding and tolerance for others, but if you ask me
Davros is a real smeghead!"